[He sends her a picture. The cartons were all bundled in a curtain, which lays open on the floor. All of the cartons themselves have been opened, and they look banged up, but none so bad as the eggs themselves. Several of the eggs have been smashed outright, while others merely sit cracked, with whites or yolks oozing through the spaces. It may be hard to tell, but several of the shells had names written on them in highlighter.]
all of them i was traveling north all day trying to keep at a good pace to keep distance from my anomaly and i was almost here to shelter for the night so i let me guard down or i wasnt watching well enough or maybe he just dashed at me suddenly but i got tackled passed out landed right on them all
[Ecks doesn't give a hoot about eggs, herself, but she understands how she would feel in his place. She sees the writing on some of them, too, and realization is quick to dawn.]
that is VERY sad :( when I killed all of my fake animals I was sad, so I understand that this is very sad when I killed them all Clint helped me put them back together to make Red Cat but I do not know how to put eggs back together
did your anomaly hurt you? you said that your anomaly tackled you, but you are not dead?
busting eggs is pretty much the end of the line for them i could keep the cracked shells but it wouldnt be the same you know it would just be a mess but no im fine i just went unconscious for a while which isnt the most comfortable when its cold as santas balls outside but im not frostbitten and i can warm up i managed to shut the door so my anomaly is outside too im just waiting for lockdown now to make sure he stays out there how are you and house holding up
lmfao no ecks my anomaly isnt santa if it were then at least i could laugh at it santas balls is just an expression trying to emphasize how fucking freezing it is here on the regular because santa is from the north pole which is pretty much as cold as cold gets so his balls have to be pretty shriveled with it note this down ecks its an important measure of temperature
Santa has balls I think if a person intrudes into homes to leave presents that person must have balls and also an ulterior motive does having very cold balls mean something different than having balls generally?
santas cold balls mean hes a heartless motherfucker he carts around like hes got carte blanche to judge everybody to hell and back by which i mean he keeps a literal list of people who fail to meet his specific moral standards acts like hes god but hes just an overgrown serial home invader who misuses the local wildlife
I have suspected this fact giving a freezing person a single piece of coal is very cruel also I suspect he is an emotionally parasitic being because that would explain why he leaves presents and provides behavioral requirements unless he really is a god gods do cruel things we do not always understand.
nah hes not god if were god he wouldnt need to enslave a bunch of elves to make presents for people hes just like some kind of snow demon all hopped up on the fumes of his own ass which is where his head is stuffed figuratively speaking mind you im pretty certain about the demon thing though he makes pacts with parents for the right to judge their children hence the ritualistic offering of milk and cookies
he has flowersucker slaves? I did not know this thing about Santa I think I do not like it but that does explain how he has so many presents to give away if he forms pacts and follows rules he is probably a devil, not a demon
no im pretty sure elves are just called elves besides these elves are up at the north pole its snowy there like here no flowers to suck even if they wanted to
the Blasted Lands are lands that are blasted elementals live there that is where I am from except I am from the part where there are not elementals because there are angry ghosts instead
yes it is good job with your studies ecks a+ the country is the united states of america but thats not exactly what the country part of the name means country is also like the area between cities where people have farms and ranches and stuff like that
ive got news for you ecks youre in america welcome to the us of a and the admin already considers us citizens just by being here so you get to bypass all the complicated immigration laws uncle sam says sup
uncle sam is this dude in a dumb hat with a white beard who hassles you to join the army once youre american hes automatically a legal member of your family because if theres one thing i know about the average american family its that having a jingoistic blowhard who never shuts up about the military is standard anyway us of a is just the united states of america but with initials instead of full words and texas is way down south of here and kind of east so no its not nearby
I do not have a family I do not want Uncle Sam in my family I do not want to join the army and be a soldier I do not want to kill people I do not want Uncle Sam I do not want do not no no no no
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that is sad
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all of them
i was traveling north all day
trying to keep at a good pace to keep distance from my anomaly
and i was almost here to shelter for the night
so i let me guard down or i wasnt watching well enough or maybe he just dashed at me suddenly
but i got tackled
passed out
landed right on them all
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that is VERY sad
:(
when I killed all of my fake animals I was sad, so I understand that this is very sad
when I killed them all Clint helped me put them back together to make Red Cat but I do not know how to put eggs back together
did your anomaly hurt you?
you said that your anomaly tackled you, but you are not dead?
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i could keep the cracked shells but it wouldnt be the same you know
it would just be a mess
but no im fine
i just went unconscious for a while
which isnt the most comfortable when its cold as santas balls outside but im not frostbitten and i can warm up
i managed to shut the door so my anomaly is outside too
im just waiting for lockdown now to make sure he stays out there
how are you and house holding up
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Castiel is here
Doctor House made me throw rubble at my anomaly
[All important and/or troubling news, but she can't help but ask about something terribly important Davesprite said.]
did you see Santa?
Santa did not break into the house where I slept when it was Christmas but I am aware it is a possibility
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no ecks my anomaly isnt santa
if it were then at least i could laugh at it
santas balls is just an expression trying to emphasize how fucking freezing it is here on the regular
because santa is from the north pole
which is pretty much as cold as cold gets
so his balls have to be pretty shriveled with it
note this down ecks its an important measure of temperature
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I think if a person intrudes into homes to leave presents that person must have balls
and also an ulterior motive
does having very cold balls mean something different than having balls generally?
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he carts around like hes got carte blanche to judge everybody to hell and back
by which i mean he keeps a literal list of people who fail to meet his specific moral standards
acts like hes god
but hes just an overgrown serial home invader who misuses the local wildlife
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giving a freezing person a single piece of coal is very cruel
also I suspect he is an emotionally parasitic being because that would explain why he leaves presents and provides behavioral requirements
unless he really is a god
gods do cruel things we do not always understand.
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if were god he wouldnt need to enslave a bunch of elves to make presents for people
hes just like
some kind of snow demon
all hopped up on the fumes of his own ass
which is where his head is stuffed
figuratively speaking mind you
im pretty certain about the demon thing though
he makes pacts with parents for the right to judge their children
hence the ritualistic offering of milk and cookies
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I did not know this thing about Santa
I think I do not like it but that does explain how he has so many presents to give away
if he forms pacts and follows rules he is probably a devil, not a demon
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ill trust your expertise on the devil/demon distinction
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that is what they are called
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besides these elves are up at the north pole
its snowy there like here
no flowers to suck even if they wanted to
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strange
[She never really thought about that.]
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elementals live there
that is where I am from except I am from the part where there are not elementals because there are angry ghosts instead
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im from texas
which is blasted with more humidity than satans asscrack and enough country music it should be illegal
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also what country is the music from?
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good job with your studies ecks a+
the country is the united states of america but thats not exactly what the country part of the name means
country is also like
the area between cities
where people have farms and ranches and stuff like that
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[Wow! She's never gotten higher than a B before now!]
if that is what country is I have been to the country
but not that country
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youre in america
welcome to the us of a
and the admin already considers us citizens just by being here so you get to bypass all the complicated immigration laws
uncle sam says sup
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us of a what?
is Texas near Alaska?
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once youre american hes automatically a legal member of your family
because if theres one thing i know about the average american family its that having a jingoistic blowhard who never shuts up about the military is standard
anyway
us of a is just the united states of america but with initials instead of full words
and texas is way down south of here and kind of east
so no its not nearby
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I do not want Uncle Sam in my family
I do not want to join the army and be a soldier
I do not want to kill people
I do not want Uncle Sam
I do not want
do not
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