Yeah he can be. :(
Maybe an egg or something else you can use as binding.
It's a lot like hamburgers.
Maybe an egg or something else you can use as binding.
It's a lot like hamburgers.
Eeeew.
Definitely doesn't have any of that in it.
Usually it's ground pork.
Hamburgers is similar, but it's beef instead.
It gets shaped into round disc. You grill it up and eat it on bread.
Definitely doesn't have any of that in it.
Usually it's ground pork.
Hamburgers is similar, but it's beef instead.
It gets shaped into round disc. You grill it up and eat it on bread.
Pretty similar.
They use egg to bind the meat together.
Grill it and then put it on bread with whatever toppings you like.
They use egg to bind the meat together.
Grill it and then put it on bread with whatever toppings you like.
It isn't really, but it's pretty good.
If you ever want to try it, you can find everything at the grocery store.
If you ever want to try it, you can find everything at the grocery store.
... is it Stitches again? I should be killing him. Again. I'll get around to it...
Oh, just the same old - wait - Tifa damaged your brain? Slip of a thing, more hair than... than anything else? How?
[Kesara is profoundly wary of doing this. But she has spent the last two days thinking hard, and one conclusion has been that this needs doing. She does not shy away from what must be done. Not her, sir, no.
Still, she sounds a little hesitant.]
Are you quite all right, Ecks?
Still, she sounds a little hesitant.]
Are you quite all right, Ecks?
THIS EMAIL IS CURSED!!! BY OPENING IT YOU ARE NOW ALSO CURSED!!!
The curse has downloaded itself to your tablet, and soon it will change you too. In the end, this is what happened to the previous victims that the Admin brought to Norfinbury...true story, they were all turned into anomalies by the cursed force inside their tablets...! The only way to stop the curse from taking you over and causing you to wander in the snow forever is if you forward this email to five people within the next hour. Will you break the curse, or will you be doomed to wander as a mindless hungry monster until the end of time?!
THE CLOCK IS TICKING...
The curse has downloaded itself to your tablet, and soon it will change you too. In the end, this is what happened to the previous victims that the Admin brought to Norfinbury...true story, they were all turned into anomalies by the cursed force inside their tablets...! The only way to stop the curse from taking you over and causing you to wander in the snow forever is if you forward this email to five people within the next hour. Will you break the curse, or will you be doomed to wander as a mindless hungry monster until the end of time?!
THE CLOCK IS TICKING...
[The tablet reads out the words in a flat tone - the same flat tone that Ecks uses often as not, but Kesara pictures the woman in her mind and it makes both her head and heart ache with empathy. This is why she reached out... though what does she really have to say?]
Thank you for the food. You're a great help, Ecks, I don't know if Dr. House properly told you how much. He wasn't as kind to you as he ought to have been.
[She isn't trying to put down House... much. Perhaps a little. Having hurt Ecks is just one more reason to resent him.]
Thank you for the food. You're a great help, Ecks, I don't know if Dr. House properly told you how much. He wasn't as kind to you as he ought to have been.
[She isn't trying to put down House... much. Perhaps a little. Having hurt Ecks is just one more reason to resent him.]
Don't worry about the food - we'll come and help you carry it in. It's hard going inside, though. So you mustn't go in if you're not sure you're fit.
[It's reasonable, she tells herself, not an attempt to exclude Ecks from the discovery. Anyway perhaps Ecks could be talked into no longer reporting to House. It sounds a little like it.
Would it be wrong to do that? Would that be using her? It's hard to tell. And the tension she feels only mounts up as Ecks continues to write. Of course House hides what happened.]
Why do you think that? Anomalies kill people all the time. [She has to be cautious with her denial. There are things Ecks doesn't know or understand, but she is not stupid.]
[It's reasonable, she tells herself, not an attempt to exclude Ecks from the discovery. Anyway perhaps Ecks could be talked into no longer reporting to House. It sounds a little like it.
Would it be wrong to do that? Would that be using her? It's hard to tell. And the tension she feels only mounts up as Ecks continues to write. Of course House hides what happened.]
Why do you think that? Anomalies kill people all the time. [She has to be cautious with her denial. There are things Ecks doesn't know or understand, but she is not stupid.]
if you ever come back
you're going to tell me exactly how and why you died
and you never get to complain at me about being "bad at not dying" again
jesus christ
you had almost all of my freaking medical supplies, you moron
you're going to tell me exactly how and why you died
and you never get to complain at me about being "bad at not dying" again
jesus christ
you had almost all of my freaking medical supplies, you moron
Edited 2016-07-29 13:51 (UTC)
[...What the hell is her syntax? Oh, great. That's her loss. House runs a hand down his face, studying the message for a minute or so until he thinks he has most of the new 'rules' down.]
how you to die?
why you to die?
what to you to happen?
who or what to kill you?
how you to die?
why you to die?
what to you to happen?
who or what to kill you?
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